quinta-feira, março 31, 2005

Alguém se habilita?

Impressionante.

A mente humana tem limites e mesmo assim tem gente que se excede.

Eu mesmo, de vez em quando, brinco, quando o Criador criou o homem limitou a inteligência mas esqueceu-Se de limitar a burrice.

Tinha um parente meu, que dava à frase acima outras palavras sem no entanto mudar o sentido, ele dizia: Os tolos não param de reproduzir-se. Aumentam em quantidade e em qualidade.

Agora mesmo chegou para mim um e-mail, cujo teor transcrevo para que possamos aferir o que anda pelos e-mails e deve dar resultado, pois burla até os antispams mais sofisticados.


E-MAIL LOTTERY to me More options 11:52am (2 hours ago)



"Our Ref: UKNL/255457003/05.

Your Ref:UK-NL/0687/05.

Batch No:WD18/0065/05RN.

Attn: XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXX, Sao Paulo

RE: LOTTERY BONUS/PROMOTIONS PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to notify you of the release today as dated of the "UK National Lottery/International Promotions programs held on the 15th day of Janary 2005.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, Africa, and North & South America as part of our international promotions program conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our end of year lotto jackpot of £1.3 Billion International Lottery.

The result of our computer draw 773 of this day reveals your names attached to Ticket Number 025-11476886 with serial number 178 drew the lucky number 18 -19 -26-38-15-29-44 which consequently won the lottery prize awards in the 2nd category.

Therefore, you have been approved a lottery jackpot lump sum prize awards winning of £125, 000.00 ( One Hundred and Twenty-Five thousand Pounds Sterling Only) in cash prize credited to file Ref. No: UKNL/255457003/02. This is from the total prize of £13,286, 320.00 (Thirteen Million, Two Hundred and Eighty Six Thousand, Three Hundred and Twenty Pounds Sterling) shared among the Thirty Eight overseas lucky winners in this category as part of our promotional program for this year 2005.

Your prize award has been insured in your names and ready for claim. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised on final notice and as a matter of urgency, to contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for overseas lucky Winners for the processing of your prize awards winning and payment to your designated bank account. Contact the,

Customer Service Unit,

Elot Financial Reconciliation Inc.,

Tel:+ 44-7040102562
Fax:+ 44- 8701312751

Email:
yourfastwin@fastermail.com>

Contact person: MR. NORMAN SMITH.

Due to mixed up in some numbers and names and for the purpose of confidentiality, be advised to keep this award notification as secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and your prize money remitted to your designated bank account as this is part of precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of this program by some social miscreants. Hence, your award winning is confidential as our winners are at liberty to remain completely anonymous until payment is effected to the benefit of the beneficiary. Our staffs are sworn to secrecy, so you will be the only one to know what you've won hence, this notification via this medium (Fax) to avoid interception of official letters.

On a final note, you are advised to begin your claim immediately hence, all prizes awards must be claimed and disbursed within 21days of this notification as elapse of the scheduled "End of Claim" date will authorized funds withholding for redirection as abandoned/ unclaimed without notice.

Note: To enhance the processing of your claim by our accredited claim agent, you are advised to officially introduce yourself to the claim agent and also provide them with your valid means of your personal identification with a copy of this awards notification for references.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

At your disposal, we remain.

Very Truly Yours,

CHARLES LOUIS McClean (Mr.),

Director.

International Promotions Unit,

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,

Units 2A & 2B, Olympic Way,

Sefton Business Park, Aintree Liverpool,

L30 1RD, UNITED KINGDOM"


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Ôpa!... Agora que me dei conta que foi pedido sigilo... Conto com a confidencialidade de vocês. Ninguém passe em frente, isso é um segredo, está bem? Céus...

Jacques

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